Ross O'Carroll-Kelly: The Teenage Dirtbag Years: 2 (Ross O'Carroll Kelly) by Paul Howard

Author:Paul Howard [Howard, Paul]
Language: eng
Format: mobi
ISBN: 9781847174413
Publisher: The O'Brien Press
Published: 2012-11-15T05:00:00+00:00

I bump into Erika in Finnegan’s Break and she’s, like, sipping a glass of hot water, roysh, I ask her what she’s doing for the afternoon and she throws her eyes up to heaven and says she’s going to the orthodontist, and I’m like, ‘Have you heard I’m back playing serious rugby?’ and she stubs out a Marlboro Light and goes, ‘This affects me how?’

I ask her what time she’s going to be finished at the dentist, and she says it’s the orthodontist and I’m like, ‘Same thing,’ and she just looks me up and down and goes, ‘Hordly.’ Then she focks off.

I ring Oisinn on his mobile but there’s, like, no answer. I ring Christian and it’s, like, switched to his message-minder. I get the Star Wars theme tune and then it’s like, ‘A long time ago, in a Galaxy far, far away … was a man with a message to leave. Beep.’ I don’t bother leaving one. I phone Fionn and he’s not answering either. And it’s obvious. Basically, the goys know about the match.

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